Nothing is simple in Africa—at least not transport-wise. Having had extensive experience with transportation in much of the southern part of the continent now, I have made attempts to take this into consideration and do my best to overcome it. It ain’t easy, let me tell you.
I spent a considerable amount of phone time calling a bus company based in Lusaka that runs several buses a week from Lusaka to Gaborone, stopping for pickup in Livingstone in the early hours of the morning. The office gave me the cell phone number of the bus driver, Tembo, whom I called and had me call back later in the afternoon. When I called back, I explained that I would like to be picked up in Livingstone and inquired as to the time and place I should be waiting. In front of the post office at 5aam I was told. I had heard from people at the hostel that the pick up time was as early as 3 or 4am, so just to be sure, I asked Tembo, “So definitely 5am, not 4am??” No, he assured me, 5am the bus would come by the post office and pick me up.
I arranged for one of the guards from the hostel to escort me out in the dark of the early morning to meet the bus at 5am. “Are you sure not 3 or 4am?” he asked me. No, I told him, the bus driver had assured me that 5am was the right time. I could barely sleep that night for fear of not waking up and missing the bus (and I don’t think the next one ran again until Sunday) and because I kept thinking I could hear the bus on the main street, and got up at 4:30 to gather my bags and find the guard. We walked out in the dark night down to the main street post office just two blocks away. The guard, George, asked a woman sitting on the bench whether the Gaborone bus had been by and was told yes—it was not even 5am yet. Furious Laura, take one. I called the bus driver’s cell and had George speak to him. Yes, the bus driver confirmed, he was on his way to Livingstone, on a bad road into town that would take about 30 minutes. So I sat on the bench with George and some other local bus people and waited. At 5:30, at George’s suggestion I placed another call to check on the progress. Furious Laura, take two. The bus was actually on the way to the border and would not be coming through town. WHAT??? Why the lies? So George helped me find a taxi, but it was not even 6am, and unless I wanted to pay the full price (the same cost as the price of the bus all the way to Gabs), I had to wait for 3 other people to share my taxi. Around 6:30, in the early morning light, we headed for the Zambia-Botswana border at the town of Kazungula. I arrived at immigration, called Tembo, and was told to hurry through and catch the bus. I passed through the Zambian side and raced for the ferry 200m away, where I could see a bus perched and many people waiting, it was about to depart. I made the ferry with not a moment to spare and we were shuttled over to the Botswana side to walk another 200m to immigration, got my (free!) 30-day entry permit, and finally boarded the long awaited bus around 8am.
When I finally met Tembo, I asked him with a bitter smile, why he had lied to me. In that impressive evasive way I’ve encountered too often here, he smiled a pleasant smile and chuckled a bit. I’ll explain all later. Of course, I never got an answer. But I did get him to cover my taxi ride to the border and deduct it from the price of my bus ticket. The bus ride was pretty uneventful aside from some fun giraffe and elephant spotting by the side of the rode driving through Chobe NP. At one point not far into Botswana we had to deboard the bus, take off all of our luggage, show all our shoes either wearing or in our suitcases, and dip them in some ambiguous sandy mixture in these pits in order to prevent bringing some sort of animal disease into Botswana—it was all very confusing. I’ve gotten very good at staring out the window however, and passed most of the day this way—the bush looked similar to Zambia (although I’m told this is unusual but there’s been a lot of rain recently), and reading Out of Africa.
I arrived in Gabs around 8pm, after a full day’s journey. I went to a local hotel who phone Kim for me, and she and her husband, Luke, came to pick me up, and with that simple change, the Rest & Relaxation began!! They took me to a marine party for new foreign service people briefly (I was looking good after my bus trip! Ha) and then home to their lovely abode, across the street from the house of the President of Botswana no less! I have my own bedroom and bathroom (tub & shower!), a full fridge (I haven’t been shy), and laundry facilities (washer & dryer! I don’t think anyone in the States can fully appreciate the excitement this instills. My clothes are streeeetched out). I’ve had the most chill days I’ve had in months: sleeping, reading, watching K&L play squash, driving around Gabs (there’s not much here really) visiting some pottery places, and cooking.
Today was a great day. We visited a game reserve that just about 20 minutes from their house and went on a two hour game drive that included a cheetah petting session. Yep, you read that correctly—CHEETAH PETTING! A group of 7 of us went into an enclosed compound where two rescued cheetahs live and were allowed to go one by one and kneel beside the cheetah and pet them on the head. They were big, but so cute and soft, and purred just like huge cats, which I guess they are! Can’t do that everywhere. Then we came home and had an afternoon of cooking and eating (my idea of a perfect day!). We made buttermilk pancakes with banana for breakfast, sage and gorgonzola risotto for lunch, and steak, scalloped potatoes, salad, and homemade chocolate-walnut ice cream for European-time dinner. It was insanely delicious. K&L have really been superb hosts, and I thank them for that, and for getting me back in (somewhat) working order. Now I’m trying to plan my onward journey to Cape Town, although it will be hard to leave the comforts of (someone else’s) home!